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Try skipping - do at least 1000 skips everyday. This makes you lean.
Avoid running or jogging as they build your thigh muscles therefore adding bulk.
this sounds fun! i want to do this i don't even care about losing weight i just want to skip until i can no longer skip due to my legs falling off. i have a feeling someone is going to want to do it with me, just skipping through the halls would work ha ha, but i think I'd lose track of my skips... shit that's where the step meter thing comes in doesn't it? dude I'm so ready for this. i want to skip while on some club drug so i can be skipping on a robots head while he fucks a unicorn on a rainbow in neverland.
damn I'm an idiot, i was going to use the word that explains me having an orgasm thought but i didn't know how to spell it. so i tried looking it up but it didn't work and i kept getting more angry and more angry... so for now on I'm saying orgasm thought because everybody understands that. that reminds me of the orgasm cookies at the middle school, so fucking yummy, so fucking gooey, orgasmic as hell! i don't know if you guys remember but i seriously used to moan while i ate them, damn they were good.
last night i stayed up late talking to Alex Mason, so tonight i was going to go to bed early. although i got caught up in conversations and then i realized i needed to shower so i jumped in at like 12:30 and took a thirty minuet shower(those are the shit) brushed out my hair, put on some clothes, and then i checked first class and started writing this. damn I'm so fucking cool. today was an amazing day, did i mention that..? i can only hope tomorrow is half as good, and bitch i am getting me some good music on my piece of shit school laptop tomorrow thanks to Kate... she's beating Janak when it comes to musical souls mates... it's insane.
anyhow i realize this was pretty random and kind of boring maybe, but hell it's Ashley at 1:30 AM. you love it, i love it, we all love it. now i think I'm going to go to bed before i die... although real life is so much better than a dream right now i don't want to go to bed. i haven't been this happy since... well i don't know, and the best part is i haven't taken my dumb ass pointless because i don't have depression or anxiety happy pills since last may. I'm doing just fine on my own thank you very much... i love proving people wrong when they're convinced they're right. damn i fucking love life right now, I'm not tired anymore.
i guess i could keep writing because it just kind of feels right at the moment. my hands are matching up to the speed of my thoughts and it may be just a bunch of word vomit but it's fun. i mean this really doesn't happen often and when it does happen i really don't care to share my thoughts but right now I'm like meh what eves I'm good on this. i go and get some knock off uggs tomorrow, yay Ashley. i told my mom not to pick me up and she was like why, so i told her i was going to get some with my grandma. she texted me back saying "NO! WE'RE GETTING REAL ONES!" my reply was that they're way expensive. she guess about eighty dollars so i laughed and replied with one hundred and eighty... she took it back with a "oh shit." and i laughed for the next five minuets.
fuck i think I'm tired again, i think i need to sleep but i also feel that i should finish off this paragraph because it's just so fucking yummy. nick at night is amazing and Roseanne is a fucking awesome ass show too, i thank Dakota for pointing that out for me the weekend before last when he came over. i can hear the wind blow against the house and it's scary because I'm not used to it... wind doesn't blow underground and I'm not the above ground type... if you've seen my room without the lights on you understand that it's ten times darker than most peoples rooms, even my moms room which is insane. i guess I'm a vampire... but bitch i do not sparkle, I'm sure sparkling would be fine for chick vampires but I'd rather be normal in the sun so people can see me naked... yus i said it, I'm leaving you with that thought. goodnight my avid bubble readers, leave some diamonds for the happy half porch monkey!
if someone wants to tell me what the hell they're doing in this picture feel free to let me know. i was thinking putting clothes on or taking them off, then i was thinking she was putting a tampon in or something. who knows. i kind of want to know though... so tell me?
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