My Addiction Is A Sexual One...

Wow waita be a bitch, you know who you are, you don't have to be so nosey all the fucking time. honestly who are you to ask who I'm talking to and know where I'm going at all times, all you ever really do is piss me off, that's all you really do to most people actually. How is him dropping out your business, oh wait a sec it isn't your fucking business. There is no need for you to reply to his answer with some bitchy comeback like, your chances with me are shot, or whatever the fuck you said. You try and act like your so great and that all these guys like you, they don't fucking want you, leave them alone. You try and get them so much and never take no for an answer, they say they might like you just so that you'll leave them the fuck alone. Yeah, he might be one of the biggest ass holes I've ever met, but he's still one of my best friends... you on the other hand are not. Don't ever fuck with one of my boys again... don't look at them wrong, don't say anything mean, better yet don't say anything at all. Otherwise I'll be waiting for you at the church across the street from school, got that?

Anyhow, My plans for Halloween are to go trick-or-treating with Danielle as Spiderman (me) and the slut (Danielle). I was supposed to get my costume yesterday but i have a bitch for a mother and well, you know. My mom is still alive by the way, she didn't kill herself out of drunken depression like id hoped. Maybe i should call her because i still need a ride home all next week, except Wednesday. Back to what i was saying, you should go trick-or-treating with us, it'd be fun as long as you're a superhero or a slut. I plan of forcing Luc into a red wig and making him a manly version of Mary Jane... don't tell him that.

For the record, I want the lead singer from Gym Class Heroes in my vagina, ha ha not really... he's just like the only black dude or semi black dude I've found attractive in the least bit, he needs a golden star. I just say this because I'm watching some Def Jam Honors thingy on VH1. Lauren should be here soonish, exciting, I'm just going to want to sit around and eat... i hope she knows ha ha. Me and Luc probably aren't going to hang out since he has work and then has to go to a movie with his parents, Gah! Oh well, he fails in life... actually i fail in life he's good at it, hrm i still win.

...Word Translations...

Gah - I'm About To Explode For Whatever Reason

Urgh - I'm Flustered Or Mad

Blah - What The Fuck Am I Supposed To Say Now?

Hrm - I'm In deep thought

Mow Mow - Honestly I'm Not Paying Attention To You

Any Animal Noise - Let's Play A Game Where I Say An Animal Noise And You Say One Back